Monday, December 17, 2007

"I am an exceptional thief"

Whoa. Just finished watching original Die Hard with Bruce Willis great flick. The first true "action" flick and also it has this awesome part where Bonnie Bedelia is like, "You're nothing more than a common thief," and Alan Rickman is like, "I am an exceptional thief." How cool is that? Awesome cool.

I wish I could stuff like that. I've been waiting for like years for Flash to be like, "For all your freeze rays, Cold, you're nothing more than a common thief." And then I could say, "I am an exceptional thief" and then ZAP! Flash is turned into a popsicle! by my raygun.

Flash never says that, he says, like "Hey Cold, haven't you heard of global warming?" or "Hey Cold! Up yours!" I guess I could maybe fight other heroes like wonder woman. And she would be like, "For all your ice-guns, Cold, you're nothing more than a common thief." And then I could say, "I am an exceptional thief!" boo yah!

Wonder woman would probably kick my ass pretty hard tho.

also awesome is Die Hard With a Vengeance where Bruce Willis launches this car at a helicopter and the guy is like whoa you took down a helicopter with a car! and Bruce Willis says, "I was out of bullet.s"

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