Arkham Asylum has Wi Fi!

Waugh! Greetings again, all my nefarious comrades! Oswald Cobblepot, the doctor of ornithology and crime, has returned from a long absence!

And what an occasion it is! Arkham Asylum, long straddling the Dark Ages and High Middle Ages in terms of technology and psychotherapy, has at last joined the "wifi" revolution! No more stealing signals from "linksys" or "janieshomecomputer" for the Penguin! Indeed, signals were so weak, I could barely check ornithology.com without a crash or that idiot page that tells you Internet Explorer cannot load the page. Waugh! (Again, evidence as to Arkham's decrepitude--no Firefox to be had.)

It has indeed been hard time since the Gotham authorities shut down Grundy's blog. There has been a decided lack of upholstered chairs for the comfy cells which masterminds like my self and Ultra-Humanite manage to wrangle when incarcerated. Do you know how silly it looks to sip champagne and read Gibbon amid lacquered bookshelves and be sitting on a folding chair? I doubt that you do.

I hope this blog shall alleviate the difficulties of my long imprisonment, although the turnaround at the Asylum assures that it shall not be long before I am once again declared safe to enter society.