I regret to inform readers that this blog does not address questions concerning author Evelyn Waugh or his canon. The "waugh" of the title refers to my trademarked verbal tic which is both irritating to Batman and devilishly endearing to the ladies. Seekers for Waugh should look elsewhere, although one of the few books in Arkham's library is Brideshead Revisited. The others are The Things They Carried, The Yellow Wallpaper, and The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.
The wisdom of this selection for the criminally insane has been debated.
Waugh! (Verbal tic!)
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
"I am an exceptional thief"
Whoa. Just finished watching original Die Hard with Bruce Willis great flick. The first true "action" flick and also it has this awesome part where Bonnie Bedelia is like, "You're nothing more than a common thief," and Alan Rickman is like, "I am an exceptional thief." How cool is that? Awesome cool.
I wish I could stuff like that. I've been waiting for like years for Flash to be like, "For all your freeze rays, Cold, you're nothing more than a common thief." And then I could say, "I am an exceptional thief" and then ZAP! Flash is turned into a popsicle! by my raygun.
Flash never says that, he says, like "Hey Cold, haven't you heard of global warming?" or "Hey Cold! Up yours!" I guess I could maybe fight other heroes like wonder woman. And she would be like, "For all your ice-guns, Cold, you're nothing more than a common thief." And then I could say, "I am an exceptional thief!" boo yah!
Wonder woman would probably kick my ass pretty hard tho.
also awesome is Die Hard With a Vengeance where Bruce Willis launches this car at a helicopter and the guy is like whoa you took down a helicopter with a car! and Bruce Willis says, "I was out of bullet.s"
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I wish I could stuff like that. I've been waiting for like years for Flash to be like, "For all your freeze rays, Cold, you're nothing more than a common thief." And then I could say, "I am an exceptional thief" and then ZAP! Flash is turned into a popsicle! by my raygun.
Flash never says that, he says, like "Hey Cold, haven't you heard of global warming?" or "Hey Cold! Up yours!" I guess I could maybe fight other heroes like wonder woman. And she would be like, "For all your ice-guns, Cold, you're nothing more than a common thief." And then I could say, "I am an exceptional thief!" boo yah!
Wonder woman would probably kick my ass pretty hard tho.
also awesome is Die Hard With a Vengeance where Bruce Willis launches this car at a helicopter and the guy is like whoa you took down a helicopter with a car! and Bruce Willis says, "I was out of bullet.s"
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Sunday, December 16, 2007
New costume uploaded
OK I FIGURED IT OUT. YEAH CHECK IT OUT LOVE THE BANDANA THING LIKE, "OKAY PUNK, MAKE MY DAY!!" OR LIKE IN RESERVOIR DOGS.
The Captain was here!!!
Hey everybody!!! Great to get on the blog??? Anyone else here from Keystone City? Trickster? Killer Moth? You guys out there?
Wow, so this is some really exciting stuff! Mirror Master and I "teamed up" to rob a jewelry store, and we took their Mac Powerbook while we were at it! Ha ha! MM let me keep it. It's cool! When you turn it on, there's a little face, and it tells you what's loading. I am definitely a "Mac" kind of guy. I used to use the hard drive from one of those giant bug-drones that Dr. Morrow makes. But what makes the Mac A-#1, total awesomeness is the built in camera (check out my new costume, below!)
Um, OK, hang on. Can't quite get the Mac to upload it yet. But it's coming up!!!
OK, well, that's what's happening here. Macs = the best!!! Rogues Gallery 4eva!
Wow, so this is some really exciting stuff! Mirror Master and I "teamed up" to rob a jewelry store, and we took their Mac Powerbook while we were at it! Ha ha! MM let me keep it. It's cool! When you turn it on, there's a little face, and it tells you what's loading. I am definitely a "Mac" kind of guy. I used to use the hard drive from one of those giant bug-drones that Dr. Morrow makes. But what makes the Mac A-#1, total awesomeness is the built in camera (check out my new costume, below!)
Um, OK, hang on. Can't quite get the Mac to upload it yet. But it's coming up!!!
OK, well, that's what's happening here. Macs = the best!!! Rogues Gallery 4eva!
Friday, December 14, 2007
Arkham Asylum has Wi Fi!
Waugh! Greetings again, all my nefarious comrades! Oswald Cobblepot, the doctor of ornithology and crime, has returned from a long absence!
And what an occasion it is! Arkham Asylum, long straddling the Dark Ages and High Middle Ages in terms of technology and psychotherapy, has at last joined the "wifi" revolution! No more stealing signals from "linksys" or "janieshomecomputer" for the Penguin! Indeed, signals were so weak, I could barely check ornithology.com without a crash or that idiot page that tells you Internet Explorer cannot load the page. Waugh! (Again, evidence as to Arkham's decrepitude--no Firefox to be had.)
It has indeed been hard time since the Gotham authorities shut down Grundy's blog. There has been a decided lack of upholstered chairs for the comfy cells which masterminds like my self and Ultra-Humanite manage to wrangle when incarcerated. Do you know how silly it looks to sip champagne and read Gibbon amid lacquered bookshelves and be sitting on a folding chair? I doubt that you do.
I hope this blog shall alleviate the difficulties of my long imprisonment, although the turnaround at the Asylum assures that it shall not be long before I am once again declared safe to enter society.
And what an occasion it is! Arkham Asylum, long straddling the Dark Ages and High Middle Ages in terms of technology and psychotherapy, has at last joined the "wifi" revolution! No more stealing signals from "linksys" or "janieshomecomputer" for the Penguin! Indeed, signals were so weak, I could barely check ornithology.com without a crash or that idiot page that tells you Internet Explorer cannot load the page. Waugh! (Again, evidence as to Arkham's decrepitude--no Firefox to be had.)
It has indeed been hard time since the Gotham authorities shut down Grundy's blog. There has been a decided lack of upholstered chairs for the comfy cells which masterminds like my self and Ultra-Humanite manage to wrangle when incarcerated. Do you know how silly it looks to sip champagne and read Gibbon amid lacquered bookshelves and be sitting on a folding chair? I doubt that you do.
I hope this blog shall alleviate the difficulties of my long imprisonment, although the turnaround at the Asylum assures that it shall not be long before I am once again declared safe to enter society.
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